It's only a recession if you're a person

 If you are a business, there does not appear to be a recession. I went to the airport recently, getting one of the last parking spaces in the lot before it filled up. Waiting in the security line, I overheard one guy look around the crowded airport and tell his colleague, “There’s no recession in the airport.” For business people, there’s no recession.

 And if businesses invested some of their huge stockpiles of money in their future, the rest of us wouldn’t be experiencing a recession either.